Afghanistan to be renamed War-o-funland

In the spirit of realism, Afghanistan is to be renamed War-o-funland. Many tribal chiefs have complained that parts of their traditional lands have been at peace for weeks on end. Said
one “I wish all these foreigners would leave so we could resume our sacred traditions of killing each other. Killing foreigners and al Qaeda is just a distraction.”

After setting fire to a girls’ school and letting off a roadside bomb, one fighter complained; “See those mud huts on the hill? Fifteen generations ago, the chief of that village stole a goat from our village. We’ve been fighting them ever since; killing foreigners interrupts this sacred, time honoured ritual”
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