New Market for Guns: Armed Dogs

As the US is saturated with guns, with an average of one per man, woman and baby, creative thinking was needed by gun makers.  The Mexican drug gang market was drying up as customers become corpses. 

Guns for dogs was the answer. Paw operated pistols are now the must have accessory for every US dog.  Unfortunate mall shootings when Fido became excitable near the meat counter were a small price to pay for a stronger America.  Only weak kneed liberals would worry about a few leg humping/gun shot wounds.  Replying to criticism from gun control advocates, a spokeshot remarked, “Dogs, babies, people, and soon fish (if we have our way), kill people, guns are innocent. Can I interest you in a machine gun, or perhaps a tow missile or two?"