Cuba Marks 50 Years of Revolutionary Poverty

Castro II celebrated the Island Police state’s achievements in a televised
address (for those that could afford television). “We’ve got great health care and enough beans for everyone, surely that’s enough ? Did I mention it was all America’s fault-? They somehow stop us getting Chinese clothes, Taiwanese computers, Finnish mobile phones and Japanese cars- those cunning imperialist running dogs.”

“We’ve got great weather too, at 90 percent humidity and over 35C every day- perfect for air conditioning -if anyone could afford it. Aside from healthcare, Cuba has some notable achievements: Keeping fifty year old cars on the road, pioneering raft navigation, worlds best practice prostitution, and a secret policeman for every one hundred residents."

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