Several of the three thousand four hundred and sixty branches of Christianity were attempting to meld the Christian and pagan stories by crucifying a chocolate rabbit on Good Friday, but as yet the idea hasn’t spread widely.
Four hundred million Christians are expected to be harangued by church officials this Sunday, and be told their demi-god’s suffering was all for them. As little Jason put it “The priest said all that pain in being nailed up on a cross was because I cheated on my arithmetic test. When I asked him how Jesus being nailed to cross could possibly help, he gave me a dirty look, and said I should pray. I've already prayed for an Xbox, a Play station and to get out of church early, and it didn't work, so I'm not counting on that”