Everyone’s favourite post nuclear, destructive, mutant; Godzilla, was today urged to switch from his usual meal choice of choice, Tokyo. A leading monster nutritionist commented “Godzilla has been dining on Tokyo skyscrapers and the Japanese since the 1960’s. Such a diet can’t be good for a growing monster and her brood of village destroying children. To avoid indigestion, she really needs to add some Brooklyn Bridge and Chrysler Tower to her diet. A few extra plump Americans couldn’t hurt either.” A Spokesthing from the London Lord Mayor’s office said. “While
we appreciate the kind offer the Japanese have made us, that is to have “Godzilla
chew on Big Ben, with a Buckingham Palace entrée’, we’ll have to decline this
time, I’m sure our London buses would give her stomach problems” |