Taking a page
from Apple marketing, Greece has repositioned
its debt as iDebt. Said a Greek
Government spokesbeggar;
“We have learned from Apple: They produce something
useless for $500. At least with Greek debt, you’ll probably get some of
your
money back, and you will not have to worry about changing the battery on
your
debt. Also, unlike the iPad, your debt
will last for years. With new hipster
Greek debt, you can’t fritter away money on debt apps you’ll never use.”
Mr
Patsakoulos continued.
“You’re just not anyone unless you’ve got some hipster Greek
iDebt. Naomi Watts keeps her Greek iDebt in her
handbag. David Beckham wouldn’t go on the
field without his Greek iDebt. People will
admire you when you pull out your
Greek bonds at a restaurant.”
A
Spokesenforcer for Apple commented: “We resent the Greeks
using our marketing. If people are to spend
their money, we’d prefer they spent it on the Apple give-me-your-cash
application. If not, the iTunes ,
I-Can-has-your-credit-card
app, would be an acceptable substitute.
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