Denying that it has any ambitions for Nuclear Weapons, Iran has shown
off its new “Rapidly deployable, guided, nuclear reactor” A
Spokesistope from the Iranian department of Not Making Bombs,
explained: “See this rocket, it’s not a missile, it just helps get
the…er…reactor to where we need it. Say, for instance, our Israeli
friends need a crater dug in the middle of Tel Aviv, we could deploy
our..um…power station in minutes.”
Russia has complemented the
Iranians on their technical leaps. Emperor Putin remarked “I hope the
Iranians deploy one of their reactors in America, Then we could bring
back the good old Soviet empire…I mean Union." Iran’s supreme leader,
election fixer, and chief torturer, Ayatollah Mussolini, added: “We’re
hoping to share our gift from God with the Sunni heretics soon. Those
Saudis had better watch it, if they know what’s good for them”
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