Oz Telegraph

Hurricane upset Republicans getting all the publicity.

Hurricane Gustav, in between destroying Cuba and ravishing the American gulf coast, has complained about  the lack of coverage. Said Gustav:  “ If the American media don’t give me some better coverage, I’m turning New Orleans into an underwater theme park.”

The New Orleans mayor Ralph Nagin said: “Just because we’re all living in a town below sea level, in hurricane alley, doesn’t mean we’re stupid.  Did you see the last episode of American Idol, wasn’t it great ?“ The police chief added: “Any hurricane caught after curfew will be shot on sight. Now where did I put my gun?- Ahhh-that’s right, I left it in the oven.”

“We have organised an evacuation- everyone should get in their car and drive- that worked well the last time”


The New Orleans mayor Ralph Nagin said: “Just because we’re all living in a town below sea level, in hurricane alley, doesn’t mean we’re stupid.  Did you see the last episode of American Idol, wasn’t it great ?“ The police chief added: “Any hurricane caught after curfew will be shot on sight. Now where did I put my gun?- Ahhh-that’s right, I left it in the oven.”

“We have organised an evacuation- everyone should get in their car and drive- that worked well the last time”

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